Oh how you hated me
For all the times I was right
And how seldom you layed with me
You'd rather be gloomy all night

And you held me tied down
You held me tied down for weeks
When I wanted to lie down
You wanted to put me to sleep

I couldn’t keep us afloat
And you’d probably rather drown
So I hit you, slit your throat
And buried you in our back lawn

Just so I could be the last man you never loved

The Sum Of All Girlfriends Blues